how about that

today a big scary lady was looking at me and i freaked out being this pathetic little white girl who likes to stride quickly away from unrequited trouble. i’m soo bored chilling on the internet i looked up foetuses and i found out they have fingernails. FINGERNAILS. little sea monkeys growing in your tummy. but anyway, change of discussion, its been two weeks since i’ve been dumped and i still; haven’t found a replacement. i chuckle at myself and decide to be an independent feminist and live life with a strap on dildo. phffft as if, i’m really actually not that energetic and dont get overally aroused or excited about a blue or multi coloured thing that vibrates and made my dogs tail wag…ummm…its like one of those awkward moments when your turban falls off during sex. and ytour never truly satisfied.

peace out little people of the world, i dream the dream of one day being leader of all the wonderful little things that matter in the world.

educational quote of the day:

“its like your going for a pee and you also take a shit, its a win win situation.”

- my personal baby doll xx

so my life consists of a few things that normal people dont have. like the increased craving of guitar riffs and mega-huge blue slurpies. i’m a social retard, barely able to keep my composure when people introduce me, i usually curtsie or blow bubbles in my non-alcoholic beverage. i’ve tried to snort berocca before due to an unholy and incredibly dim dare and it bubbled and fizzed in my nose giving me the ungratifying pleasure of orange snot for a week. i’ve almost never positively maybe gone a whole day without quoting from Juno since i last saw it. SHE IS MY I D O L >.. life is good until you wake up naked and cold next to your best friend wait what?? …always practise making people laugh because if you wake up cold and naked next to your best friend your going to have to make new friends.