April 2010
3 posts
wow
today a big scary lady was looking at me and i freaked out being this pathetic little white girl who likes to stride quickly away from unrequited trouble. i’m soo bored chilling on the internet i looked up foetuses and i found out they have fingernails. FINGERNAILS. little sea monkeys growing in your tummy. but anyway, change of discussion, its been two weeks since i’ve been dumped and...
whoop-dee-doo
so my life consists of a few things that normal people dont have. like the increased craving of guitar riffs and mega-huge blue slurpies. i’m a social retard, barely able to keep my composure when people introduce me, i usually curtsie or blow bubbles in my non-alcoholic beverage. i’ve tried to snort berocca before due to an unholy and incredibly dim dare and it bubbled and fizzed in...
