how about that

so my life consists of a few things that normal people dont have. like the increased craving of guitar riffs and mega-huge blue slurpies. i’m a social retard, barely able to keep my composure when people introduce me, i usually curtsie or blow bubbles in my non-alcoholic beverage. i’ve tried to snort berocca before due to an unholy and incredibly dim dare and it bubbled and fizzed in my nose giving me the ungratifying pleasure of orange snot for a week. i’ve almost never positively maybe gone a whole day without quoting from Juno since i last saw it. SHE IS MY I D O L >.. life is good until you wake up naked and cold next to your best friend wait what?? …always practise making people laugh because if you wake up cold and naked next to your best friend your going to have to make new friends.